Sonntag, 19. Mai 2013
When someone walks
honigbienchen, 19:20h
When someone walks slower than me:
Me: Oh my fukcing god your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step, grandma.
When someone walks faster than me:
Me: Holy shit, are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usian bolt.
When someone walks at the same pace as me:
Me: Who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops.
Me: Oh my fukcing god your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step, grandma.
When someone walks faster than me:
Me: Holy shit, are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usian bolt.
When someone walks at the same pace as me:
Me: Who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops.
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