Aus dem Leben eines Oxymoron...♥

There's two sides to every girl.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

When someone walks slower than me:
Me: Oh my fukcing god your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step, grandma.
When someone walks faster than me:
Me: Holy shit, are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usian bolt.
When someone walks at the same pace as me:
Me: Who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops.

At school:
Slutty girl:"Ouch, my throat really hurts."
Me:"I bet your knees do to."

I don't need to manage my anger.
I need everyone else to manage not to piss me off.

You broke my walls down but then you broke me as well.

Talking to an old friend makes you realize how much your life has changed.

To-Do-List
1. Learn to fly.
2. Fly away

If everybody was happy in relationship there would'nt be any good music.

F.E.A.R
Fuck. Everything. And. Run.