Montag, 29. April 2013
I do
Boyfriend:"You know where I want to kiss you?"
Girlfriend:"Lips?"
Boyfriend:"No."
Girlfriend:"Cheek?"
Boyfriend:"No."
Girlfriend:"Neck?"
Boyfriend:"No."
Girlfriend:"Then where?"
Boyfriend:"In church in front of our families when we both say I do."

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People change
PEOPLE CHANGE
and often become the person they said they never will be.

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The craziest ideas
The best memories come from the craziest ideas.

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Dirty tramp
Oh, sorry, all I can hear from your mouth is:"Blablablablabla I'm a dirty tramp."

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HEY LOOK AT ME
HEY LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!

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Slut
There is a "U" in slut.

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Once upon a time
Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who loved each other.
Then a slut came and ruined everything.
The end.

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Didn't ask you
Didn't ask you, slut.

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I'm a girl
I'm a girl.
I don't smoke.
I don't drink.
I don't party every weekend.
I don't wear three inches of make-up.
I don't put sultry pictures of my bra showing online.
I don't make out with lots of guys to get attention.
I'm a girl, I'm me.
I'm not going to change for anyone.

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Some bitches
A relationship is only made for two.
But some bitches don't know how to count.

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