Sonntag, 24. März 2013
One word
honigbienchen, 15:26h
Replace one word in a movie title with 'Bacon'.
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She laughs without fear
honigbienchen, 15:24h
She is clothed strangth and dignity and she laughs without fear of the future.
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Hey there Delilah
honigbienchen, 15:23h
Hey there Delilah
what's it like in New York City
I'm a thousand miles away
but girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
I instailed a camera in your room
I'm watching you
what's it like in New York City
I'm a thousand miles away
but girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
I instailed a camera in your room
I'm watching you
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iTunes
honigbienchen, 15:22h
iTunes has got it all wrong.
The hottest single of the year is me.
The hottest single of the year is me.
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Your legs are like McDonalds
honigbienchen, 15:22h
Your legs are like McDonalds: Open 24/7
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I could never cheat
honigbienchen, 15:21h
I could never cheat in a relationship.
That would require TWO people finding me attractive.
I can barely find one.
That would require TWO people finding me attractive.
I can barely find one.
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The right person
honigbienchen, 15:20h
People keep telling me the right person will come along.
Honestly, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Honestly, I think mine got hit by a truck.
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This class sucks
honigbienchen, 15:20h
Teacher calls it "Going to the bathroom."
I call it "I'm bored, this class sucks - I'm leaving."
I call it "I'm bored, this class sucks - I'm leaving."
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A million roses
honigbienchen, 15:19h
I'd rather have one sunflower from you than a million roses from any other boy.
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Learn the rules
honigbienchen, 15:18h
First learn the rules.
Then break them.
Then break them.
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