Aus dem Leben eines Oxymoron...♥

Somebody asked me if I knew you.
A million memories flashed through my mind but I just smiled and said:"I used to."

I think loving someone, despite what people think, is fearless. - Taylor Swift

Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. - Imeption

Just for once
I want someone
to act stupid around me
because they like me
I want someone to
text me
and be upset if I don't
answer after a few minutes
I want someone to
think of being with me
and miss me and want me
I want someone who listens
to a song and thinks of me
I want someone to for once just like me

Be so happy that when others look at you they become happy too.

The best people possess a feeling for beauty, the courage to take risks, the discipline to tell the truth, the capacity for sacrifice. Ironically, their virtues make them vulnerable, they are often wounded, sometimes destroyed. - Ernest Hemingway

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything.

Things you MUST try on an elevator:
- stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off
- greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them you call you "Admiral"
- meow occasionaly
-stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:"You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
- make explosion noises when someone presses a button
- draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then annouce that this is your peronal space
- when there's only one person in the elevator, tap him/her on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you
- drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, them scream:"That's mine!"
- Call out a group hug, then enforce it

Attractive boy: Hi, I'm famous
Attractive boy: Hi, I'm gay
Attractive boy: Hi, I'm a douchebag
Attractive boy: Hi, I'm twice your age
Attractive boy: Hi, I have a girlfriend
Attractive boy: Hi, I don't like you back
Attractive boy: Hi, I live on the other side of the planed
Attractive boy: Hi, I don't know that you exsist
Attractive boy: Hi, I'm a fictional character