Aus dem Leben eines Oxymoron...♥

Having eye contact for more that 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.

After reading this sentence you'll notice that the the brain doesn't recognize the 2nd "the."

I hate it when my friends change just because they meet new people.

She's the girl that believes that what comes around goes around. the one that hopes for a better day. The one that won't give up on you. She's the girl that's unlike the rest. The one that spent her days smiling, and her nights crying. She's the girl that would love to be loved. The one that looks so damn strong, but feels so weak. She's she girls that picks herself up every time she falls.

I need someone who is prepared for:
- a million questions
- uncontrollable laughter
- my family
- my love with music
- random dancing
- my friends
- sad and happy tears
- deep talks
- my dreams
- walks at night
- dancing in the rain
- random texts
- useless arguments
- and acceptance of the real me

As a way of thanking the doctors that looked after his seriously ill daughter, Johnny Depp visited the Great Ormond Street Hospital in London and read stories to sick kids for over four hours in full Jack Sparrow attire.

She: Hey, wanna come over and hangout?
He: Sorry, man I can't I'm grounded...
She: What did you do?
He: I got into a fight with my mom and she yelled "Son of a bitch!" and I yelled "Hell yeah I am!"

Harry Potter: R.I.P. mom and dad. You're forever in my heart.
Ron Weasley: Sorry mate.
Justin Bieber: Wait...Voldemort killed your parents?
Harry Potter: Yeah
Justin Bieber: That's really sad but everything happens for a reason.
Harry Potter: ...
Voldemort: Don't worry, Harry. He's next.