Donnerstag, 21. März 2013
Things you must try on an elevator
honigbienchen, 19:23h
Things you MUST try on an elevator:
- stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off
- greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them you call you "Admiral"
- meow occasionaly
-stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:"You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
- make explosion noises when someone presses a button
- draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then annouce that this is your peronal space
- when there's only one person in the elevator, tap him/her on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you
- drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, them scream:"That's mine!"
- Call out a group hug, then enforce it
- stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off
- greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them you call you "Admiral"
- meow occasionaly
-stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:"You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
- make explosion noises when someone presses a button
- draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then annouce that this is your peronal space
- when there's only one person in the elevator, tap him/her on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you
- drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, them scream:"That's mine!"
- Call out a group hug, then enforce it
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